trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

Anonymous asked:
last time you jerked off?

gnarly:

more like last time i didnt jerk off?? *bu dum tsss* am i right ladies 

sadbutstillhorny:

*: looking for more pale? *:
buttify:

verywetteen:

spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz